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  • posted by RoboCrunch

    Do you want to know why Fergie is the greatest manager in the world? He showed up in person, alone, to pick up new striker Dimitar Berbatov at the airport. The two of them drove to the training grounds and had a heart to heart. That's class!


  • posted by Beckham_United

    Manchester United may have finally landed Dimitar Berbatov, but they did it by bribing Spurs. I hate that Fergie always gets what he wants even though he is a shady monkey. Hopefully Man City blows them out of the water with boatloads of cash!


  • posted by Street_Rat

    With superstar Cristiano Ronaldo out of the line-up, Manchester United looked like a mediocre squad in their 1-1 opening draw against Newcastle. They better hope he recovers swiftly, because Liverpool, Chelsea, and Arsenal are already ahead of them!


  • posted by RoboCrunch

    Alex Ferguson thought he had finally found the striker to fulfill his squad's needs, but David Silva is not the man for the job. Although United offered Valencia a whopping £20 million, Silva "doesn’t want to play in England." Does Thierry Henry?


  • posted by Beckham_United

    Manchester United defender Patrice Evra has denied the alleged assault charges filed against him for a scuffle he got into with a Chelsea groundskeeper. I don’t know why he would deny it, when there are pictures of the scuffle all over the net.


  • posted by Ferra Ribery

    This whole Ronaldo situation is really getting old. In case anyone noticed, Liverpool and Chelsea are making bold moves during the transfer window. United needs to tell Ronaldo to shut his mouth, and then target a playmaker before the window closes.