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David Ortiz

  • posted by nyy2009champs

    david ortiz is a dick and takes staroids


  • posted by Hit4theCycle

    On the eve of his hopeful return to the Red Sox line-up, David Ortiz claims he is hearing a click in his wrist. This is definitely not the news Sox fans were looking for in the wake of losing Manny Ramirez, their only other imposing power hitter.


  • posted by mostlymartha

    Reports say he could be back by July 25 in a game against the Yankees. Fingers crossed that it doesn't take him a while to get in the groove. Against the Yanks, we'll need him being balls to teh wall Papi ASAP.


  • posted by Juice&Lose

    Big Papi had his cast removed from his busted wrist yesterday, which is good news for Red Sox fans hoping for his return. At one point doctor's thought he might miss the entire season, so his speedy recovery is coming as quite a surprise.


  • posted by Hit4theCycle

    David Ortiz got his US citizenship today, and said he was eager "to be part of the American family." His manager didn't even know that he had been naturalized, because he said, "Is that why he had his sport coat on?"