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Top Tattles

Lindsay Lohan

by Seventeen

Linds is giving new meaning to the term double date by taking her not-so-secret lover, Samantha Ronson, out to a joint dinner with moms Dina and Ann. Wait, isn't the whole point of date night to leave the parents at home?

Jonas Brothers

by itgirl08

The Jonas Brothers hammered home just how generous and rich they are by treating their friends to a $5,000 shopping spree at American Eagle to celebrate the success of their new album. Forget being a trophy wife--I wanna be a trophy friend!

Brad Pitt

by guyliner59

Some 'handwriting expert' who obviously has too much time on her hands has analyzed Brad's handwriting and determined that he needs to spend some time alone. Uhh, did Jennifer Aniston pay this wacko to say that?

Kim Kardashian

by highbrow142

Kim K revealed her secret desire to assault the world's eardrums with her singing. To be fair, I know for a fact that single-celled organisms living in your eyelashes can cut an album too. It's just a matter of funding.